savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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(Source: isntthatwizard)

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telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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meladoodle:

"hey dude i think im gonna make a giant inflatable christmas tree!"

"thats cool! are you gonna put it up yourself?"

"dont be disgusting, im gonna put it in the middle of paris… although you are giving me some ideas for a design.."

2 hours ago // 121 notes

godfrapp:

Does anyone else go on Wikipedia to look something up and then click on a bunch of random links and then half an hour later you’re 10 articles deep into the history of the Spanish royal family

(Source: waitrose)

2 hours ago // 283,607 notes