acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

7 hours ago // 54,806 notes

the1975boys:

a girl in the crowd at the 1975 concert shouted “i can’t breathe” to matty and matty shouted back “breathe or you’re gonna fucking die” and i think that describes every concert they’ve ever had perfectly

7 hours ago // 12,003 notes

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: elderlyprice)

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Anonymous: Lol you're a piece of shit

claphne:

says the person sending anon hate

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skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high)

7 hours ago // 323,117 notes

apatheticghost:

shirts that get tight around the armpit

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