get-you-wet:

the key to a girl’s heart is to make her laugh & make her cum

3 hours ago // 2,228 notes
I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.

Elizabeth Olsen 

(via avvsugar)

(Source: ine-vest)

3 hours ago // 92,278 notes

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

3 hours ago // 720,522 notes
  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

3 hours ago // 11,532 notes

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

4 hours ago // 62,980 notes

lolsofunny:

so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

(Source: squidwurd)

4 hours ago // 131,531 notes

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)

4 hours ago // 497,731 notes

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

4 hours ago // 25,958 notes