trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

10 hours ago // 203,694 notes

the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above

(Source: bumbleshark)

11 hours ago // 616,340 notes
  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

11 hours ago // 235,990 notes

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle)

11 hours ago // 51,813 notes

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

11 hours ago // 1,178,580 notes

smile-lovely:

 

the worst thing is when you’re super excited to talk to someone and they just kinda brush you off 

11 hours ago // 5,526 notes