durbikins:

When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard.

textpoops:

vampirevvekend:

 *touches a ball* did i do the sport

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

autumnseeds:

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

illkim:

I guess you could say I’m attracted to danger ;) 

*licks butter knife*

(Source: illkim)

andrewhussiesbosom:

LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE 

destiny919:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

GET OUT

youngharlemnigga:

dominatingtouch:

nothing wrong with hair on pussy

just a lil tho

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

here’s to the 18+ directioners

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive